Epidemic of Looting Terrorizes... the Media

In the wake of the devastation of last week’s weather — 178 tornadoes in two days! Hundreds dead, many missing — states from Tennessee to Alabama to Texas are beset with looters, we hear. Seven in Ohio! Three in St. Louis! Two in North Carolina! Maybe 20 all told in Alabama! Literally, perhaps three dozens of people have been arrested for looting in the past week.

(Can we have a sidebar? “In Alabama, businesses are prohibited after disasters from increasing the price of items for sale or rent by 25 percent or more above the average price charged in the same area within the last 30 days.” Wow, socialism much?)

Anyway, white America is clearly out of control. Let’s pile them all into the Superdome and then never let them move back home. (Previously.)