Popular Aspects of Celebrities And/Or Gadgets, in Ascending Order

by Richard Morgan

• authentic

• virus-free

• attainable

• exclusive

• compatible

• popular

• English-speaking

• endorsed

• cool

• original

• smart

• easy

• intense

• fun

• budget-conscious

• fancy

• urban

• sexy

• thin

• black

• pink (but really white)

Richard Morgan has a first-generation iPhone jailbroken for T-Mobile. It is silver and scruffy with a text-message stuttering problem.