Gay-Loving Obama's Gay Pastry Chef Marries A Gay

“Charlie Jandusay Fabella Jr., a teacher, and Bill Yosses, the executive pastry chef at the White House, were married Tuesday.” Now, Obama’s dessert-maker may be violating the sanctity of marriage, but lest we forget, he was hired by Laura Bush. And those were the good old days! Then Michelle Obama came in and basically made him stop making desserts and start tending bees and taking care of the garden. What kind of monster do you have to be to have a private pastry chef and you assign them to take care of vegetables?