There Is Love For Everyone This Weekend!

“This is a love story. It began on a hot summer night in Santa Barbara, Calif., when Tamara Langman helped kill the yellow-eyed demon known as Prince Malchezaar. She was logged into World of Warcraft, the multiplayer fantasy game, and her avatar — Arixi Fizzlebolt, a busty gnome with three blond pigtails — had also managed to pique the interest of John Bentley, a k a Weulfgar McDoal.” Are you ready to have your world rocked? Happily ever after, those two! (Also a hetero-fellow met a lady World of Warcraft avatar and she actually turned out to be IRL biofemale!) So we encourage you to go out and meet that person/troll/furry that you’ve been flirting with via computer and do them in person this weekend. Sure, it helps if you’re open to all forms of genitalia, but it’s 2011, don’t be so judgmental. Live a little! Parts is parts! It’s like the poet said: What do you say to taking chances? What do you say to jumping off the edge? Let Celine Dion be your spirit animal!