"Guy Debord's Détournement Turned Loose on Geography"

“On the floor of one cavern, officers discovered an ominous metal container. The object was fat, festooned with wires. The police called in the bomb squad, they evacuated the surface, they asked themselves: What have we found? They had found a couscous maker.”
 — “When I say secret society, you imagine, I don’t know, like, in Eyes Wide Shut.”