Do You Accidentally Live in One of NYC's 20 Hot Micro-Hoods?

In this coming Monday’s New York magazine: “Tomorrow’s Hot Neighborhoods Today.” Pack your bags, kiddos! You can only hope to live in “Twenty under-the-radar microneighborhoods that may just be the Next Big Thing, from McGolrick Park to the Lower East FiDi. Including: Four micro-micro-neighborhoods that are blossoming on side streets, thanks to a slew of new storefronts.” Okay, if you are proposing McGolrick Park — Greenpoint’s stretch of Nassau and Driggs on the far side of McGuinness, then times are strange. Mmm, the screaming emanating from PS110! And the Polish weeping at Arthur’s Funeral Home! How delicious, a nine-block walk to the Nassau G train stop. Great for the unemployed! At least property values will always be depressed, thanks to being directly adjacent to one of the most contaminated sites around. Easy access to cancer!