Woman In Burger King Bikini Brawl Video "Made A Bad Decision"

I make no comment on the content of this report, but watching it I did come to the terrible but certain realization that the moment of our permanent decline as a nation — as a people, really — will be signaled by the preceding transformation of our local newscasts into programs composed entirely of altercations at fast food restaurants and government offices that have been captured on cell phones by bystanders. They won’t even bother with the weather. What’s even more horrifying is that this is the kind of show I will quite happily watch. We’re all going down together, folks.