Scientists Say They've Created Heaviest Form Of Antimatter Ever

“A newly created form of antimatter is the heaviest and most complex anti-thing ever seen. Anti-helium nuclei, each containing two anti-protons and two anti-neutrons, have been created and detected at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC) in Upton, New York.”
 — The physicists at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider in Upton, New York have clearly miscalculated. The heaviest and most complex anti-thing ever seen is the missing tip of the middle finger of Tony Iommi’s right hand. Everybody knows that.