That White Robber Is Probably Just A Black Man In A Mask

“A crafty trio of black robbers bought amazingly lifelike disguises from a Hollywood special-effects firm to transform themselves into white guys for a brazen Queens heist — and their get-ups were so good, their victims had no clue they were in masks.”
 — Black guys pretending to be white to commit crime? This is like the ultimate Fox News jerk-off fantasy.