What Do You Think Of When You Hear The Word "Hamburger"?

“The all-American hamburger: It makes you think of herds of cattle, the great plains, family-run farms…”
 — Hmmm. That is not exactly what springs to my mind when someone mentions hamburger. Anyway, here’s five minutes of “news” about fake meat, which is comical because you really only need about 45 seconds before you’re all, “Ugggh, gross, get it away.” If your choice is between feces and Science, lunch is going to be a drag either way.