Hollywood To Ruin My Favorite Book

Joyous news! A Winter’s Tale, my all-time favorite novel, one that I reread every five years, is going to be made into a movie! This complex story of over 700 pages, with its multiple narratives and mix of magical realism and urban fiction, will surely translate into a highly entertaining and easily digestible feature film while remaining loyal to the source material. I mean, it’s going to be directed by the guy who wrote A Beautiful Mind! What could go wrong? I’m not FILLED WITH APPREHENSION at all!