Penis-Haver Underestimates How Much Chicks Like To Buy Stuff

A correspondent takes issue with my characterization of the local apothecary as a crucible of spiritual malaise. She notes that: “Your POV may be very gender-specific. Most NYC women I know LOVE going to Duane Reade because it’s fun to stock up on stuff like hair products, makeup, cleaning supplies and tampons/pads. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had a female friend tell me she ‘accidentally’ dropped $100+ in a Duane Reade. Shorter: Needs more ovaries.” Similar sentiments have been expressed in the post itself, leading me to realize that, not for the first time, my cock has clouded my cogitations. Apologies; I forgot how you broads all go crazy for the nail polish.