Post-Hipster Cultural Designations, Ranked in Order of Apocalypse Survival
14. Righteous Nihilist
13. Global Creative
12. BoBi (Bourgeois Bicoastal)
11. Early Bedtimer
10. Tasteful Tech Bro
9. Neo-Puritan
8. Cyber Hippie
7. Normcore Executive
6. Skateboard Dad
5. Athleisure Nomad
4. Masochist Minimalist
3. Exercise Person
2. Artisanal Prepper
1. WeWorker