Craigslist House-Robbing Fake Maid Finally Busted

Sad day for crime aficionados: a fake maid who cleaned out houses has been mopped up by the cops. The overly dry, largely literate report: “Jesenia Lopez-Gavilan, 22, of Hialeah, was charged with first-degree grand theft, third-degree grand theft and petit theft. Her boyfriend, Ray L. Valdes, 26, of West Dade, was charged with third-degree grand theft for allegedly driving the getaway car…. According to police, she allegedly advertised herself as a maid named Maria or Vanessa on Craig’s list, a website.” Haha, a website.