Other Things That Are Equal To Congress' Current Approval Rating (13%)

by Abe Sauer

Percentage of Germans who would “welcome a Führer.” **

Percentage of teens who say they’ve uploaded nude photos of themselves. **

Percentage of doctors who claim they would close their doors rather than accept cuts to Medicare. **

The adult illiteracy rate in America in 1986 (Today’s rate: 14%). **

Percentage, in early 2008, of Americans who believed Obama was a Muslim (currently at 18 percent). **

Percentage of Americans who believe Obama was not born in the United States. **

Year-over-year increase in online holiday shopping. **

Percentage of people who admitting to driving drunk in the last year. **

Approval rating of Vice President Dick Cheney at the time he left office.

Share of mobile data accounted for by YouTube. **

The current unemployment rate in Clark County, Washington. **

Percentage of time Fox News argues Bush spent on vacation in the first months of his Presidency, as opposed to others assertions of 42 percent. **

Percentage increase over 2009 of unmarried couples choosing to cohabitant. **

Percentage who thought Rod Blagojevich was doing “a good job” so “fuck all of you.” **

Abe Sauer knows the numbers.