Gmail Authority Mocks Your Clenched Buttocks

“To some of the more butt-clenched users of Gmail, having things all compartmentalized like this is a pure, unmitigated disaster. What if you want to read all your emails — every single one of them — every time they pop into your inbox? What if you always keep your inbox open in a tab in your Web browser so you can neurotically glance over at it every five seconds to see if Tom Hanks (or Meg Ryan) finally wrote you back?”
 — Winston Ross, a national correspondent for Newsweek & The Daily Beast, based in the Pacific Northwest, thinks you’re being a total pussy about recent Gmail changes, and advises you to “simmer way, way down.”