Shouty Woman Puts Bad Musical In Perspective

“It was like the BP oil rig. All the money people were pushing to drill the well, and what happened? The money people were pushing to get the show open, but the artists weren’t ready. I was heckling for justice.”
 — Freelance wedding photographer Denise Chastain explains why she yelled out, “I don’t know about the rest of you, but I feel like a guinea pig tonight! I feel this is a dress rehearsal!” during a preview of Julie Taymor’s new musical, Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark.