President Protected From Monkeys
Will Delhi’s marauding monkeys ruin President Obama’s India trip? Security forces say no. This is a continuation of the monkey story we first learned about during the Commonwealth Games, so the problem is not really that Obama has to worry about primates, but everyone in Delhi does. Still, expect plenty of jokes about how Obama would rather deal with the monkeys here than the ones he now has to work with back at home. Anyway, monkeys!