Who Has The World's Largest Testicles?

Congratulations to the Tuberous Bushcricket, which Science says has the biggest balls-to-body weight ratio on earth. The Daily Mail offers some scale: “To put this into perspective, a man with the same proportions would have to carry testicles weighing as much as five bags of sugar each.” Can you imagine? I’m carrying around three bags already, and it is hell on my groin.