Why Tuesdays Suck

Self-portrait On A Sucky Tuesday, by Alex Balk, 2010

Hey, Science, I’m feeling kind of down. Any idea why? “According to researchers from the London School of Economics, our moods are at their brightest on Saturday, with the weekend feelgood factor continuing into Sunday. But while levels of contentment drop when the working week begins on Monday, it is on Tuesday that we reach our lowest ebb.”

I guess I’ll buy it. I mean, MOST days of the week are pretty miserable, we may as well identify the worst one. (Related: This study was conducted with an iPhone app, which for some reason adds to my depression.) Hopefully the asteroid will kill us all and put an end to this misery. Bite me, Tuesday.