Remind Me Never To Go Skydiving With Dudes I Have Cuckolded

“A week before the fatal jump, the two women spent the night in his flat, Ms. Van Doren sharing his bed while Ms. Clottemans slept on a mattress or sofa. Ms. Clottemans would have had the opportunity of sabotaging the other woman’s parachutes, which were in the flat at the time, investigators say.”
–To avoid: formation skydiving with fellow members of a love triangle.