German Taste For Human Flesh Now Recognized For PR Value

“I am assuming it is a misguided joke. But it is disgusting. In particular because a resident of Berlin was murdered by a cannibal not too long ago.”
-Local politician Michael Braun is offended by a restaurant in Berlin which, likely in a bid for publicity, “has disgusted residents of the German capital by hinting that human flesh will be on the menu and asking for people to donate body parts.”