38 Delightful Names Gathered While Perusing College Football Rosters

by Ben Cohen

38. Gee Gee Greene

37. Roddy Maginot

36. Jacquizz Rodgers

35. Justin Cabbagestalk

34. Rantavious Wooten

33. Bacarri Rambo

32. Ferbia Allen

31. Justice Cunningham

30. Storm Johnson

29. LeCount Fantroy

28. Hans Rice, II

27. Avionne Rolle

26. Tavious Polo

25. Dwight Dasher

24. Chizzy Dimude

23. Princeton McCarty

22. Shiloh Keo

21. Dominique Hunsucker

20. Lebron Daniel

19. Storm Klein

18. Caleb TerBush

17. Stephen Ruempolhamer

16. Faron Klingelhoefer

15. Foswhitt Whittaker

14. Camerron Cheatham

13. Obadiah Cheatham

12. Sabbath Joseph

11. Dustin Lineback

10. Radermon Scypion

9. Cobrani Mixon

8. Ishmaa’ily Kitchen

7. Mister Alexander

6. Wale Lawal Jr.

5. Dey Juan Hemmings

4. Demetrius Barksdale

3. Bryson Littlejohn

2. Bernard Wolfgramm

1. Yourhighness Morgan

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Ben Cohen writes for Deadspin and the Wall Street Journal. He would not have noted his own name.