The Smoking Police Strike Again

New York City is now cracking down outdoor smoking areas at bars, which are required to be clearly marked, “no more than 25% of the outdoor seating capacity,” and “at least 3 feet away from the non-smoking area.” Pretty soon the only place you will be allowed to smoke in this town is on my fire escape. Bring some bourbon with you and I’ll make sure you get one of the good slats near the window.