Ohio Rodents Emerging From Commodes

Okay, the clip is called “Sewer rats terrorizing Akron toilets.” Do I really have to give you any more? I do not. But I will say that the way the reporter intones the words “the toilet” at the :53 second mark takes this thing to a whole other level. It is no longer just a story about sewer rats terrorizing the toilets of Akron; it is now a struggle for existence against the toilets themselves. Those toilets are evil. EVIL. Or at least they are the way this guy makes it sound. I think from now on when I leave a room I’m going to say, “You’ll have to excuse me. I’m going to… the toilet.” Gotta be good for a couple of laughs, right?