JetBlue Flight Attendant Drama: The Director's Cut

The folks at Taiwan’s Apple Action News-who clearly know what floats the Internets’ boats-have brought their CGI expertise to the Steven Slater story, expanding on their earlier version to include the latest details of the JetBlue flight attendant’s epic departure. There’s some suggestive boyfriend action in this one! Anyway, I was thinking about this last night: As much as I love this story-because how could you not, it has everything-is the huge amount of attention we’re paying to it, in some strange act of the collective unconscious, summoning up the next terror attack? I mean, is this going to be 2010’s Summer of the Shark Attack? Ah, you know what? Probably not. Let’s all just sit back and enjoy.