Things Choire Sicha Would Tell You If He Were On The Internet Today

5. Don’t worry so much!

4. Oh, except in this case, yes, you can tell them to fuck off right to their faces right now!

3. No, you should take your revenge months from now, when they’ve forgotten all about it.

2. Save the good first sentence from the first paragraph and cut the rest of it and stick that sentence in the second paragraph.

1. Don’t undermine your negotiating position.

Choire Sicha is off the Internet today.