Hoarder Really Likes Hoarding Drugs

"Let's get high and do some hoarding!"

“People offer me drugs and I buy them, I buy cheap. I don’t sell them, they build up and build up and end up in boxes, there’s shedloads of drugs. It seems like a bargain at the time then it builds up and becomes a problem. Throughout my life it has been Star Wars figures, cigarette papers, flyers for dance events, comics or records.”
-Christopher Graham explains the “vast haul of drugs including LSD, ecstasy, cannabis, ketamine and diazepam” police found in a raid on his home as a symptom of his obsessive need to collect things. And it appears to have worked: “Judge Christopher Prince accepted Graham did not intend to sell the cannabis or ketamine and would have just shared it with a small group of friends.” Why don’t I have friends like this?