Web Tabloid Run By Gay Super Confused By Gayness

I’m not sure TMZ quite understands how the gayness works? In an item this morning headlined “Julianne Hough: I Thought Seacrest Was Gay!,” they wrote: “There’s a reason it took Ryan Seacrest such a long time to score a date with his new girlfriend Julianne Hough — she thought she lacked the proper equipment … genitally speaking.” Either I woke up in some forgotten Ursula Le Guin novel about the “third sex” or TMZ’s big gay boss isn’t properly explaining the birds and the bees and the penises to his young team.