No More Jokes About Sex With Your Dog

“Last Friday 64-year-old Armand M. Pacher of Aventura was arrested for suspicion of having sex with his female great dane. Pacher’s lawyer says the whole thing is a miscommunication started by a bad joke. It doesn’t help his case any though that the dog was named after super model and sex symbol Christie Brinkley.”
-Not only can you not joke about bombs in airports, you can’t joke about getting it on with your dog at the vet any more. Also: back off, Alaska! What with all the alleged dog-sexing, America’s wang doesn’t even have to try to defend its title of nuttiest state.