Brit Soap Star Cat Cremains Up For Auction!

The ashes of the cat which appeared in the opening credits of British soap opera Coronation Street for 11 years will be auctioned on Thursday…. The auction listing said Frisky beat off 5,000 other cats in 1990 to win an appearance in the opening credits.”
-Ha ha, cat beats off 5000 cats for walk-on role. TOUGH BUSINESS! In other wacky news punchlines: humans pay money for TV cat’s remains. (Also for Winston Churchill’s golden, lisp-obscuring dentures.)