'Inception' A "Deranged Turkey"

“In Christopher Nolan movies, I never know whether he’s going to find an ending or not, but I never have any problem finding the exit…. Like bottom feeder Charlie Kaufman, Mr. Nolan’s reputation as an arrogant maverick draws a first-rate cast of players, none of whom have an inkling of what they’re doing or what this movie is about in the first place, and all of whom have been seen to better advantage elsewhere. Especially Leonardo DiCaprio, who remains one of the screen’s most gullible talents…. Inception is the kind of pretentious perplexity in which one or two reels could be mischievously transposed, or even projected backward, and nobody would know the difference.” WHAT IF… Friday finally comes and you find yourself agreeing with Rex Reed?