Stuttering Porker Viciously Assaulted By Colleagues

There is very possibly some backstory that we’re missing here-or not! We are talking about Gurnee, Illinois, after all-but we’ll simply provide you with the facts as stated: “Two Six Flags employees were ejected from the north suburban theme park Monday afternoon after allegedly attacking a female employee dressed as ‘Porky Pig.’ Taras Sikalchuk, 20, and Dmytro Petrychenko, 19, took a photo with “Porky Pig” about 2:20 p.m. Monday at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times, Gurnee police said. Both men are employees of the park and were visiting on their day off, Gurnee police Sgt. Jon Ward said.”