Study Reveals That One Out Of Four People Is Nasty

Scientists in New Zealand have determined that one in four people do not cover their mouths when they sneeze and cough, which, quite frankly, seems a little low to me. I mean, have you seen people? They’re disgusting. I saw some girl on the train with open-toed shoes picking in between her toes with her keys the other day, blissfully unaware of the world around her. And she was one of the attractive ones! People are a fucking big ball of blech. Anyway, fun fact to remember: “Coughs and sneezes spew germs at rapid speed. About 3,000 droplets are expelled in a single cough, and some of them fly out of the mouth at speeds of up to 50 mph. Sneezing is worse-as many as 40,000 droplets come out of the mouth, sometimes as fast as 200 mph.”