Cathy Horyn! Are You Reading This?

Someone send Cathy Horyn some fruit juice or a small trophy prize or something, because Paris fashion week is doing crazy things to her! Here is the entirety of her latest report. “Dita Von Teese, the burlesque performer, is often in the front row at fashion shows. She’s sort of family, you know. Today, though, she was on the runway at Jean Paul Gaultier, wearing a dreamy black gown and then — well, very little. A beautiful corset. What a body she has. Everybody looked!”