"LeBrommy Loves You All The Same"

“But if LeBron and his minions can prevent the news from leaking, ESPN tomorrow night is going to be insanely compelling television, whether you’re sick of this or not! ADMIT IT. It’s so much more fun than it would be if some random reporter broke the news on like, SI.com! That it’s an hour long is ridonk, sure, but that’s how TV works: stringing you along before delivering the debilitating and/or delicious blow. Didn’t anyone ever watch Joe Millionaire?”