Maybe You Need To Get Off the Internet for a Day?

Given that about 85% of everyone on the Internet spent yesterday fighting with each other-seriously, what the holy fudge was with yesterday? Why was everyone such a huge, out of control, high-riding bitch? Yesterday was all about seeing bad intentions everywhere (I found some!), and, sure, there were lots of bad intentions to be found, but particularly if you were out looking for them-maybe we should all take Hugh Ryan’s advice and go on a nice long train trip. As any of the airplane-phobic can tell you, America’s sad, abandoned little train system is a magical place, filled with weirdos, ex-cons, fun grandmothers, men with great, dying accents and women who smoke those wonderful Misty cigarettes-and a complete lack of Internet service. Think about it! It might be just what you need!