For the $100K Bounty, I Will Betray 'JournoList' So Fast

The secrets of the liberal media e-newsletters will be revealed! Now that there’s a $100,000 reward offered by new media top thinker Andrew Breitbart, I would absolutely cough up a complete archive of JournoList just as fast as I could upload it. (Or at least as fast as a very binding contract could be drawn up between my lawyer and Breitbart.) Why, that’s probably almost half of JournoList member Eric Alterman’s annual salary! Fortunately for the liberal cabal down in Washington, I’m not a member. But if anyone wants to give the JournoList archive to me for the reward, however, I’ll totally donate half the money to an abortion clinic! Still, I do appreciate Breitbart’s point: “$100,000 is not a lot to spend on the Holy Grail of media bias when there is a country to save.” When will we save our country and take it back from the liberal commentators, who are not allowed to discuss their liberal comments with each other, except on their blogs, where they already do? And shouldn’t it be public anyway? I mean, how will we live without reading the rambling late-night e-conversations of Alterman and Mike Allen?