Drill the Wolves, Baby!

Up in Alaska, a federal judge has ruled that wolves may not be shot from helicopters on federal nature preserve lands-not even to save the disappearing caribou, the caribou the wolves are chomping down on left and right. Whose side are you on? That of the sad, munched-upon and now-disappearing caribou? Or those who like to shoot wolves from helicopters? The people who make wolf jerky at home? I propose we kill them all-the animals, not the people, silly-so that we can get at the tasty oil they are just trotting around on. At least if all the caribou die, they won’t get in our oil.