Who Are You Awl?

Who is the typical Awl commenter? Is it true that you are “Gawker refugees who like to talk about how that site isn’t what it used to be?” Do you get “[b]onus points for cleverness?” “When in doubt,” should we “assume sarcasm”? There are so many questions! Personally, I think you’re all stars! Even those of you with four-digit numbers. Love you guys!