Today In "Almost-Plausible Ways To Explain One's Hiring Of An Escort"

Today In “Almost-Plausible Ways To Explain One’s Hiring Of An Escort”

How did Baptist minister and founding member of the Family Research Council George A. Rekers wind up taking a 10-day trip to Europe with a young man who he found on the escort site Rentboy.com? His explanation: “I had surgery and I can’t lift luggage. That’s why I hired him.” It almost can make sense, right? You need someone who’s “up for anything” to handle your luggage on a temporary basis, but you’re a light packer, so visiting rentman.com might result in you just getting too much bag-toting male for too much money! (The “perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)” that might crop up during your search is just a bonus.) I just wonder if Rekers and his bagboy read his works, which include Growing Up Straight: What Families Should Know about Homosexuality and Shaping Your Child’s Sexual Identity, on the Transatlantic trip, because those flights can be super-long if you don’t have a good book to dive into.