Tila Tequila's Gossip Blog Somehow Manages To Drag The Whole Category Down Further

Manic Pixie Internet Fameball Tila Tequila has entered the online gossipsphere with the just-launched MissTilaOMG.com, which is apparently an attempt to simultaneously air her dirty laundry (sample line, from an item on how she used to date Jared Leto: “Jared if you’re reading this, I know you’re still an asshole but If you wanna fuck sometime, I’m totally still down. lol”) and engage her No. 1 rival Perez Hilton in an online cage match where anyyone who looks in either of their directions automatically loses. In other celebrity-blog-launch news, Diddy has posted a teaser for his forthcoming personal Web site that makes me think he’s reached that level of fame in which people can only speak in public using the rhetorical tools offered up by Nike ads. [Via]