Not-So-Elitist First Lady Unable To Use iPhone

“I handed the first lady my iPhone, but it quickly became apparent that she had very little experiences with this smartphone. Like many people, she said, ‘How do you type on this?’” writes liberal CNN pirate Ed Henry. There was no immediate response from Apple-but naturally later that night they sent their private police force over and broke down her door with a warrant to seize her anti-Apple attitude.