Eliot Spitzer Knows From Conspiracies

“This was not a coincidence. There are no coincidences in this world. None.”
-Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer is convinced that the SEC lawsuit against Goldman Sachs might just have something to do with the financial regulatory reform bill being worked on in the Senate. Added Spitzer, “It could be both a witch hunt and legitimate exercise of regulatory authority,” which I seem to remember being his campaign slogan during his time as Attorney General.