Let's Enter the Great UK Poetry Lottery!

Do you play the lottery? (Ask yourself: are you poor and misguided? Then the answer is “yes”!) Well then why not play the poetry lottery? For £6, and a poem under 40 lines, you have the chance to win up to £5,000 from the UK Poetry Society. (Plus there are nine other returns on investment!) I mean, they’re basically just going to pull a winner from a hat, right? So why not? Just write something that will impress Sinead Morrissey! PLEASE NOTE: “Coloured paper or other novel ways of presenting your poem will not benefit your entry.”