Navy Quits Smoking

In yet another indication of President Obama’s desire to emasculate our military, the Navy has announced that it will ban smoking on submarines at the end of the year. A Navy spokesman said that a 2009 study of “nine different submarines covering the four different classes of subs [showed] nonsmokers were being exposed to the effects of secondhand smoke,” which is kind of shocking until you realize that a submarine is a GIANT METAL TUBE.