Book About Enormous Fart Will Inspire Kids Everywhere

I’m not sure where this falls on the let them read trash v. make them read quality spectrum, but here’s the plot of a new children’s book (written, naturally, by a hedge fund manager): “Mrs. Buttkiss is the charming tale of a big woman with a big secret. She’s been holding in a fart … forever. And she’s terrified of what will happen when she finally lets it out. So what happens when Mrs. B finally lets it out? Will her greatest fears be realized? Or will the outcome be … magical?” I’m guessing “magical!”