Venerable Hog Used As Insidery Metaphor

Now this is more like it. Plenty of puns, no self-awareness. Anyway, say hello to Oscar, the world’s oldest pig. Oscar is apparently very self-assured-he’s a former model-and is also quite the ladies’ pig, which, if I’m reading today’s Internet right, means that he must have a gigantic pig penis. Anyway, congratulations to Oscar. May our celebration of his specialness help us all to heal. Where there is discord, may he bring harmony. Where there is error, may he bring truth. Where there is doubt, may he bring faith. And where there is despair, may he bring hope. He is some pig!