Is Your 2012 Mitigation Shelter Nearly Done?

DO WANT?

“As a specific Threat Event, the anticipated catastrophic effects resulting from 2012 are far greater than the anticipated effects from WMD’s, anarchy, climate change or any of the other specific Threat Events for which we have developed mitigation designs.” Anarchy: it’s a specific Threat Event now! But fear not: Hardened Structures Hardened Shelters LLC is here to help in the next two years and 8 months or whatever! The trickiest thing about your 2012 Mitigation Shelter is that no one yet knows what exactly what we’re hunkering down about, but we’ll find out! (Unless we’re in a shelter.) As the builders point out: “While the shelter will be designed and constructed to mitigate the anticipated effects of 12/21/2012, no one knows for certain what, if anything will actually occur on this date.” This is just like Y2K but scarier. I mean, ANYTHING could have happened then, right? Literally anything.