Hideous Couple Grows Weary of Each Other, Makes Film

I am totally going to see “Breaking Upwards,” the fictional-documentary-something made by the adorable and super-smart Zoe Lister-Jones and her boyfriend Daryl Wein. (It is “based in part on their real-life relationship — the part in which they got a little bored with each other, and so decided to switch from an exclusive relationship to an ‘open’ one.”) But I’m pre-sad. If two post-NYU twenty-somethings whose looks basically hover somewhere between “catalogue” and “runway” can’t keep it together, then who among us can?